“You might feel like you’re a girl even if you have body parts that some people might tell you are ‘boy’ parts,” it adds. You might feel like you’re a boy even if you have body parts that some people might tell you are ‘girl’ parts,” says the lesson plan. “You might feel like you are a boy, you might feel like you are a girl.
The state curriculum, slated to go into effect in September, will teach children about being non-binary and, through the use of graphic language and classroom re-enactments, that their genitals don’t necessarily dictate their true gender.įor first graders, a curriculum entitled “Pink, Blue, And Purple” proposes lessons about gender identity. One parents’ group slammed it as being tantamount to grooming children.Īnother parent said the lesson plan was too graphic and inappropriate.Īnd New Jersey Republican Congressman Jefferson van Drew, who called the lesson plans “outrageous” and “just wrong,” has introduced federal legislation called “My Child, My Choice Act.” It’s real, honest, funny, enjoyable and, yes, sexy.There are growing rumblings against New Jersey’s new sex education curriculum that proposes lessons about gender identity for first graders. The first episode, which came out last week, features a man and woman getting it on until they realise they don’t have a condom.
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Thank goodness then for a new web video series called FCK YES? which despite missing a vowel is the best indication of real sex since, well, since … actually there’s been nothing else. Is it any wonder teens ask their mates and end up being horribly misled?
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Obviously the Safe Schools program will make everyone tolerant of everyone else’s sexual and gender preferences but it still doesn’t teach HOW TO HAVE SEX. Someone who “complements me” and “sends an SMS daily” feature in the worksheet given out at my daughter’s school.
Granted, PDHPE lessons now include sessions on “feelings” and a checklist of what you might look for in a partner. Obviously if you’re still at school you can rely on sex education complete with anatomical diagrams, nonsensical euphemisms (“that tickly feeling”), baseball metaphors and values formulated when Queen Victoria was on the throne. Porn will give a broader education particularly if your areas of interest are oversized appendages, vegetables as accessories or method acting - aka how to look like you’re enjoying life while having your head pulled back and having aforementioned appendages thrust into your orifices. Honestly, you’d be better off asking your parents for advice. TV’s no better but for calculating how many people you can sleep with in a year if you change partners every night (Geordie Shore) or the benefits of swapping partners if you’ve got problems with the current one (Seven Year Switch). TIP: Don’t learn about sex from Ben Affleck. “When a man and a woman have sexual intercourse - where a man’s penis enters the woman’s vagina - it is called vaginal sex.”įortunately the third offering - a YouTube video called How To Have Sex - shows a Barbie doll being humped in all manner of positions by Ken whose climax is portrayed by the cracking of a raw egg, presumably because egg white resembles semen? Or because the egg signifies conception? Org which sounds like something Jane Austen would recommend. The next page “How to have vaginal sex” is from an organisation called Avert. “Make sure you use condoms or dams to protect yourself.” Dams? What like rocks in a river so the water can’t pass through? Imagine you’re a 16-year-old reading this stuff. Yet typing “how to have sex” into Google produces woeful results.įirst up is an information sheet from ReachOut. So I consult the big encyclopaedia in the sky because clearly if you can find 14,000 recipes for chicken biryani and how to fix an iPhone when it fails to ring (turn the sound button on) then surely you can learn how to have sex. LET’S pretend I want to find out how to have sex.